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zooeydeschannoying:

i’m glad selena was able to find work after disney.

breastforce:

suppermariobroth:

In Mario Party games, the outcome of every die roll is completely independent of the actual timing with which you hit the block. Note how Mario gets the same 5 no matter when he hits the block. The die rolls are decided at the beginning of the turn and all interaction the player has is merely an illusion.

grimelords:

62 year old guy that’s just trying to find out about the latest Led Zeppelin remasters: ‘what has happened to my magazine. why do I have to see these words.’

• husband: *sniff* Oh, what will I do without you? How will I cope?
• me: *croaks* Come closer
• husband: *comes closer*
• me: ｈｉｒｅ ａ ｓａｍｕｒａｉ

angeryginger:

fatlardo:

and they were mutuals

oh my god, they were mutuals

fruitsgood:

bugbearsanonymous:

fruitsgood:

institute-for-thermal-research:

fruitsgood:

institute-for-thermal-research:

fruitsgood:

wish i could go outside without putting shoes on 

you can

my feet sensitive : \ it’s cold : \

socks

socks get dirty : (

Put on shoes then